Day: November 27, 2007
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Intellectual
An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.Dan Rather
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Refund
A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work. The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, “Pinch…