Dr Wingnut

Month: November 2007

  • Intellectual

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    An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.Dan Rather

  • Refund

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    A woman went to a WalMart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work.  The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, “Pinch…

  • Experience

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    Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.Dan StanfordExperience is what you got by not having it when you need it.AnonymousExperience is not always the kindest of teachers, but it is surely the best.Spanish proverb

  • Hans

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    Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers.He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said, “Let’s hafe da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.”Hans…

  • Love

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    There is no love apart from the deeds of love; no potentiality of love but that which is manifested in loving.Jean-Paul Sartre

  • New lingerie

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  • Success

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    Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.Henry David Thoreau