Month: November 2007
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Chicken coops
Why does a chicken coop have two doors instead of four doors?Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.Told by Mike Rowe, the host of Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel while we were watching, Tuesday, 23 October, 2007
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Self-respect
Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.Rabbi Abraham Heschel
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A Great Senior Moment
A very self-important liberal college freshman was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.“You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,” the student said, loud enough…
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God & the Biker
A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can…
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Action
A man does what he must — in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures — and that is the basis of all human morality.John F. Kennedy
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Vikings Fan
This guy walks into a bar wearing a Vikings jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Vikings jersey on with a little Viking helmet too. The guy says to the bartender, “Can my dog and I watch the Vikings game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want…