Dr Wingnut

Month: November 2007

  • The AFLAC Scam

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    Watch out for this scam  Police say that the gang usually comprises four members, one adult and three younger ones.While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their “mark” (or intended target) with a show of friendliness, the fourth — the eldest — sneaks in from behind the person’s back to expertly…

  • Friends

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    It’s the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.Marlene Dietrich

  • Accident

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    I rear ended a car this morning.  I just knew it was going to be a really bad day.The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf!  He looked up at me and said, “I am not happy”.  I said, “Well, which one are you then?That’s when the fight started. via…

  • Life

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    He not busy being born is busy dying.Bob Dylan

  • Advice to older women

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    via email from Jill Lord, Tue, 4 Sep 2007 13:52:04 -0700

  • Growth

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    We are not unlike a particularly hardy crustacean. … With each passage from one stage of human growth to the next, we, too, must shed a protective structure.Gail Sheehy

  • Giving amputees a bad reputation

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    Legless Man, Pal in Drunk – Driving ScrapeBy THE ASSOCIATED PRESSPublished: August 29, 2007ABBOTSFORD, Wis. (AP) — Police cited a legless man and his friend with drunken driving — the third and second such arrests for the men, respectively — saying the paraplegic was at the wheel while his friend worked the pedals.Harvey J. Miller,…