2007 – Page 105 – Dr Wingnut

Forgiveness

Feb 6, 2007

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Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that crushed it.Mark Twain

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,…

Distributed file systems

Feb 5, 2007

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in Computer, Quotations

Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.Zalman Stern, former ITC hacker deity

Not all Java isn’t Jaba

Feb 5, 2007

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in Computer

Totally GridbagJar Warsvia email from Kyle Larson, Sun, 4 Feb 2007 19:54:14 -0800

Rudeness

Feb 5, 2007

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Rudeness is better than any argument; it totally eclipses intellect.Arthur Schopenhauer, Position

Bruce and Jenny

Feb 5, 2007

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Little Bruce and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.Â¬â€ One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand.Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love…