Dr Wingnut

Year: 2007

  • Experience

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    Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.Dan StanfordExperience is what you got by not having it when you need it.AnonymousExperience is not always the kindest of teachers, but it is surely the best.Spanish proverb

  • Hans

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    Hans vas a Norvegian vorking at the fish plant up nort in Dulut vhen he accidently cut off all ten of his finkers.He vent to da emergency room in the clinik and vhen he got dar, da Norsky doctor looked at Hans and said, “Let’s hafe da finkers and I’ll see vhat I can do.”Hans…

  • Love

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    There is no love apart from the deeds of love; no potentiality of love but that which is manifested in loving.Jean-Paul Sartre

  • New lingerie

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  • Success

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    Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.Henry David Thoreau

  • Chicken coops

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    Why does a chicken coop have two doors instead of four doors?Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.Told by Mike Rowe, the host of Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel while we were watching, Tuesday, 23 October, 2007

  • Self-respect

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    Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself.Rabbi Abraham Heschel