Dr Wingnut

Year: 2007

  • A Great Senior Moment

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    A very self-important liberal college freshman was attending a recent football game.  He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.“You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,” the student said, loud enough…

  • Good versus Evil

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    We always use evil to prevent greater evil.Reinhold Niebuhr

  • God & the Biker

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    A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can…

  • Action

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    A man does what he must — in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures — and that is the basis of all human morality.John F. Kennedy

  • Vikings Fan

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    This guy walks into a bar wearing a Vikings jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Vikings jersey on with a little Viking helmet too.  The guy says to the bartender, “Can my dog and I watch the Vikings game here?  My TV at home broke and my dog and I want…

  • Resentment

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    That’s what happens when you’re angry at people.  You make them part of your life.Garrison Keillor

  • Lost in translation

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    My friend Nat sent me a link to this site with the comment: “AGC Chemicals (Thailand) Co., Ltd would like to welcome all patronages and extinguish guest in spending your valuable time to visit our website.”He continued:I can think of some guests I would like to extinguish sometimes …via email from Nat Forbes, Sun, 14…