Year: 2007
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Golf
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.Bob Hope
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Don’t mess with old people
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.He phoned…
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Importance
It is almost impossible to exaggerate the complete unimportance of almost everything.Unknown
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Oxymoronic anti-tautology
This is such a great line, I had to share it. Earlier today, a co-worker asked for my opinion on a legal matter, and I told him how to get a case to support a particular legal principle by doing a Lexis search. I told him that I’d send him the text for the search,…