Year: 2007
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Doctor’s convention…
A Japanese doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in six weeks.”A German doctor says, “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and…
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Perspective
Young people tell you what they are doing, old people what they have done and fools what they wish to do.Anonymous
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Your horoscope
Once you have opened this e-mail, there’s no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs. Read your sign, then forward it on, with your zodiac sign and label on the subject line. This is the real deal, try ignoring or changing it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day…
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Mistakes
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.Al Franken
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Fourth marriage
The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married — for the fourth time.The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation.“He’s a funeral director,” she answered.“Interesting,” the newsman thought.He then asked…