Dr Wingnut

Year: 2007

  • Harmony

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    You don’t get harmony when everybody sings the same note.Doug Floyd

  • Atheist Holiday

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    In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays.  He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.The case was brought before a wise judge.  After listening…

  • Hurry

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    While I was trolling the internet for jobs, I came across this posting for a Summer Intern.  It kind of begs the question; does McGladry know that Summer ends with the Atumnal Equinox, which is September 23rd this year?Or are they just getting a really big jump on Summer 2008?

  • Life

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    Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much too soon.Woody Allen

  • Bubba

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    Bubba went to a psychiatrist.” I’ve got problems.  Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it.  I’m scared.  I think I’m going crazy.”“Just put yourself in my hands for one year,” said the shrink.  “Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of…

  • Spirituality

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    Spirituality is the sacred center out of which all life comes, including Mondays and Tuesdays, rainy Saturday afternoons in all their mundane and glorious detail … The spiritual journey is the soul’s life commingling with ordinary life.Christina Baldwin, Life’s Companion [1990]

  • Funny

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    Something tells me this kid won’t end up at the top of his class.Don’t show it off if you can’t wear it correctly.Yeah, this is safe.Spray-painting the side of your house does not increase its perceived value.Wow!Ever heard of a leash?One sign that you’re spending too much time at the computer.Couldn’t they have worded this…