Dr Wingnut

Year: 2007

  • Self aggrandizement

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    The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.Chuck Palahniuk

  • Michigan Girl

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    A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.  He says, “In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink from the same glass twice.”An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the…

  • Serenity

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    Blessed is he who has learned to admire but not envy, to follow but not imitate, to praise but not flatter, and to lead but not manipulate.William Arthur Ward

  • Adult humor

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    via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 22 May 2007 21:39:10 -0700

  • Oh? Really?

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    We all get swept up in the hype machine.  Nobody is immune to that.Steven Cojocaru

  • Why Athletes Can’t Have Regular Jobs

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    Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I wan’ all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan’ all dem kids to copulate me.”New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers, when asked about the upcoming season: “I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes…

  • Independence

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    If money is your hope for independence you will never have it.  The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.Henry Ford