Dr Wingnut

Year: 2007

  • The lizard and the koala bear

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    A koala is sitting up a gum tree … smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, “Hey Koala!  What are you doing?”The koala says: “Smoking a joint, come up and have some.”So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few…

  • Hanging out in the wrong places

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    I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.Henny Youngman

  • Maxine for President!

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    As you all know, we are already discussing the future President of the United States in the Year 2008.Well, I have my own candidate; and I’m sure that once you know who I’m voting for, you will also agree.For those of you who would like another choice for President, I have the best solution:It is…

  • Conscience

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    Conscience is, in most men, an anticipation of the opinions of others.Sir Henry Taylor

  • Miss Black America contest

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    There will only be 49 contestants in the Miss Black America Contest this year because no one wants to wear the banner that says, Idaho.via email from Bob Rosen, Sat, 28 Apr 2007 16:22:26 -0700

  • America

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    The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.King Edward VIII (1894-1972)

  • One Happy Woman

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    A woman who just turned 50 is at home, naked, happily jumping on her bed, and squealing with delight.Her husband watches her for a while and asks, “Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?  What’s the matter with you?”The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, “I don’t care what you…