Dr Wingnut

Year: 2007

  • Wisdom

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    We don’t receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us…Marcel Proust

  • Belly Button Jewelry

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    In New York CityIn Kentuckyvia email from Bob Rosen, Thu, 12 Apr 2007 11:05:31 -0700

  • Simpsonized

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    As part of the premier of The Simpsons Movie, Burger King put up the site Simsonize Me.  So I thought I’d give it a whirl, and Simpsonized myself with a picture taken by my friend and neighbor Justin Grierson.  When I showed my son Daniel the pictures, he said that it didn’t look like me,…

  • Optimism

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    The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.Winston Churchill

  • Proper Consent

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    Post Date: Aug 7th, 2006Expire Date: Sep 6th, 2006$10,00006′ Suzuki GSXR 1000Farmington, UT 84025 – Aug 7, 20062006 Suzuki 1000.  This bike is perfect! It has 1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer service.  (Expensive) It’s been adult ridden, all wheels have always been on the ground.  I use it as a cruiser/commuter.…

  • Explanations

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    Never explain — your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.Elbert Hubbard

  • The dentist visit

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    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “Surely I can’t look that old?”  Well… You’ll love this one!I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.  I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired…