Year: 2007
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Rabbit
A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see what has…
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The Four Seasons of a Tree
There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn to not judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring,…
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Smarter
I’m Grumpy because you’re Dopey.Slogan on Disney World T-shirt.A perfect compliment to the quote from my friend Bonnie’s secretary: “I’ll be nicer when you are smarter” which is listed along with other gems in General Quotes