Year: 2007

  • Youth

    … youth is naturally evanescent, a commodity vanishing every single day that one lives.Mark Greif, Readings, Harper’s, November 2006, pg. 14

  • Off to the doctor’s office

    A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist’s office.The doctor asks, “What can I do for you?”The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?”The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.When the couple…

  • Technology

    Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn’t have to experience it.Max Frisch

  • Live Free or Die

    I’ve been trying to get my brother to snap a picture of this sign, which is prevelant in New Hampshire, for some time.This sign used to be labeled, “Slippery when wet,” but now is labeled, “Grooved shoulders;” neither of which make any sense.You’d think that they would use a square wave under the wheels for…

  • Attitude

    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.Herm Albright

  • Billboards

    Some more advertisingvia email from Duane McDowell, Fri, 14 Apr 2006 08:06:28 -0700

  • Yesterday’s fortune

    Write injuries in dust, benefits in marble.Fortune Cookie