Dr Wingnut

Year: 2007

  • Texas Government

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    ‘Gummint’ in my home state has almost always been run by folks who think the purpose of gummint is to create a healthy bidness climate.  The result is that Texas is Mississippi with good roads.  I wouldn’t wish that on the rest of the nation.Molly Ivins (1944-2007)

  • Can I have this number?

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    If and when I get a cell phone again, I think I’d like the number +1 (651) 946-4688 which would be +1 (651) WING-NUT.  I wonder which carrier owns that block?

  • Age

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    It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are.Unknown

  • Sunday Morning Sex

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    Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.”  Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two…

  • Technical support at harvest time

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    People have asked where my photos came from.  They were sent from my cousin who works as a grain broker for an elevator in Nebraska.  As you can imagine, little varmints like this one are ever present with the harvest coming in.  Yes, the mouse was released unharmed.via email from Charles Klopp, Mon, 28 Nov…

  • Reliability

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    The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.Douglas Adams

  • Involuntary Muscular Contractions

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    A Professor was giving a lecture on “Involuntary Muscular Contractions” to his first year medical students.Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, “Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you’re having…