Year: 2007
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What to wear when the wife wants you to do something
via email from Bob Rosen, Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:21:33 -0700
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Dangerous Virus
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.If you should come into contact with…
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Having a job like George Jetson’s
If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.Frank Lloyd Wright
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Lessons of the Heart
Love is not the latest ballad on the radio. It is the song of a lifetime. Love is not the rock on the finger of the girl you plan to marry. It is the size of the boulder you move to repair the marriage.Love is not the fairy tale that ends with happy ever after. …
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The problem with cell phones
It all started when my dog began getting free rollover minutes.Jay London
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A California High School Answering Machine Message
The staff at Pacific Palisades High School in California unanimously voted to place the following message on their school answering machine. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children’s absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their…