Year: 2007

  • A Dark and Stormy Night

    They were together in the house.Just the two of them.It was a cold, dark, stormy night.The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance…and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the…

  • The trucker

    As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up.  She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck,and knocks on the door.  The trucker lowers the window, and she says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.”  The trucker ignores her and proceeds down…

  • Impossible

    Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.Doug Larson

  • The First Time’s Always the Worst

    The first mammogram is the worst.  Especially when the machine catches on fire.That’s what happened to me.The technician, Gail, positioned me exactly as she wanted me (think a really complicated game of Twister – right hand on the blue, left shoulder on the yellow, right breast as far away as humanly possible from the rest…

  • Long live the past

    The Past is dead, and has no resurrection; but the Future is endowed with such a life, that it lives to us even in anticipation.Herman Melville

  • Tennessee Bird Dogs

    via email from Duane McDowell, Tue, 15 Nov 2005 12:12:53 -0800

  • What does cause Winchester drives to fail?

    One of our key findings has been the lack of a consistent pattern of higher failure rates for higher temperature drives or for those drives at higher utilization levels.  Such correlations have been repeatedly highlighted by previous studies, but we are unable to confirm them by observing our population.  Although our data do not allow…