Day: January 28, 2008
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Originality
A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.Oliver Wendell Holmes
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God Must Be Jewish
Moses died and went to heaven. God greets him at the Pearly Gates. “Are you hungry, Moses?” asks God.“I could eat,” Moses replies.So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they share it. While partaking of this humble meal, Moses looks down into Hell and sees the…