Month: January 2008

  • Originality

    A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.Oliver Wendell Holmes

  • God Must Be Jewish

    Moses died and went to heaven.  God greets him at the Pearly Gates.  “Are you hungry, Moses?” asks God.“I could eat,” Moses replies.So God opens a can of tuna and reaches for a chunk of rye bread and they share it.  While partaking of this humble meal, Moses looks down into Hell and sees the…

  • Communication

    Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures — in this century, as in others, our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together.Antoine De Saint-Exupery

  • Are you a bigger nerd than the Dr.?

    Overall, I scored as follows:13% scored higher (more nerdy),1% scored the same, and 86% scored lower (less nerdy).What does this mean?  My nerdiness is:High-Level Nerd.  I am definitely MIT material, apply now!I am nerdier than 86% of all people.  Are you a nerd?And if you think you’re a nerd, then check this out The Densa…

  • Strength

    Be aware of yourself and validate your experience.  Pay attention to your world, to what’s happening, and why….  Feel your strength.  Value it, and use it.Alexandra G. Kaplan

  • The half-wit

    A man owned a small farm in Minnesota.  The Minnesota State Wage & Hour Department claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him.“I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent.“Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s my farm hand…

  • Time shift

    Well, I had a wonderful evening.  It just wasn’t tonight.Groucho Marx