Month: January 2008
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Hear, hear
The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised.George F. WillThe doctor never expects to agree with George Will, but his is correct on this observation.
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You know you are living in 2007 when…
1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.4. You e-mail the person who works…
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Discovery
The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.Bill Nye
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Dog tired story
An old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. He followed me into the house, down the hall, and fell asleep in a corner. An hour later, he went to the door, and I let him out.The next day he was back,…
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Good advice
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man.Benjamin Franklin