Dr Wingnut

Month: March 2008

  • And it’s still improving

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    While all other sciences have advanced, that of government is at a standstill — little better understood, little better practiced now than three or four thousand years ago.John Adams

  • Why?

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    An elephant asked a camel, “Why are your breasts on your back?”“Well,” says the camel, “I think that’s a strange question from somebody whose wiener is on his face.via email from Martha Clark, Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:00:20 -0700

  • On the oil crisis

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    A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.Well, there’s a very simple answer.Nobody bothered to check the oil.We just didn’t know we were getting low.The reason for that is purely geographical.Our oil is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and…

  • Apparently not a Comcast customer

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    It is very important that my ISP supplies internet to my house like the water company supplies water to my house.  It supplies connectivity with no strings attached.  My ISP doesn’t control which websites I go to, it doesn’t monitor which websites I go to.Tim Berners-Lee

  • Missing Husband

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    Ricky was in trouble — He forgot his wedding anniversary.  His wife was really angry.  She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!”The next morning, Ricky got up early and left for…

  • Trust

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    Trust yourself.  Think for yourself.  Act for yourself.  Speak for yourself.  Be yourself.  Imitation is suicide.Marva Collins

  • Priceless wedding

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    You got to love this guy…  This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.  It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.  It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a…