Month: March 2008
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The threat to men of great dignity, privilege and pretense is not from the radicals they revile; it is from accepting their own myth.John Kenneth Galbraith
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Dallas Texas Air Traffic Control
Dallas ATC: “Tower to Saudi Air 911 — You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R.”Saudi Air: “Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel’s runway 9R — Allah be Praised!”Dallas ATC: “Tower to Iran Air 711 — You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R.”Iran Air: “Thank you Dallas ATC. …
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Can you solve this puzzle?
You are riding on a beautiful white horse. On your left side is a drop off. On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion. In front of you are four large gazelles which won’t get out of your way and you can’t seem to overtake them. Behind you is a stampede…
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Twelve things never to say to a cop
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!Are You Andy or Barney?I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition…