Dr Wingnut

Month: March 2008

  • Waste time

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    Impressive badminton pointVideo games seen in Hollywood moviesFrozen Grand CentralStan Boreson sings “I Just Don’t Look Good Naked Anymore”Truth in fast-food advertisingHere Comes Another BubbleSpongeBob actors overdub classicsAchmed the Dead Terrorist — I kill you! via Good Experience newsletter, Steve Wicks, and Dwayne Wolterstorff

  • Dreams

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    I dream, I test my dreams against my beliefs, I dare to take risks, and I execute my vision to make those dreams come true.Walt Disney

  • Oh my god!

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    OK, let’s go over this once again…Seems some of you land-locked people are having trouble discerning what the differences are between Dolphins & Whales.  Ya’ll need to go back to Aquatic Biology 101 and take ol’ lady Snodgrass’s class again.ORYou can opt out and take my abridged version of the class.Good!I figured you would opt…

  • Truth

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    Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.Sir Winston Churchill

  • Question

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    What gets longer when pulled, fits between your boobs, inserts neatly in a hole and works best when jerked?  A seatbelt you pervert!  Buckle up!via email from Bob Rosen, Wed, 5 Mar 2008 08:09:14 -0800

  • Fame

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    I know what pisses people off about fame.  It’s when famous people whine about it.George Clooney, Time Magazine

  • Lutherans

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    The following list was compiled by a 20th century Lutheran who, observing other Lutherans, wrote down exactly what he saw or heard:Lutherans believe in prayer, but would practically die if asked to pray out loud.Lutherans like to sing, except when confronted with a new hymn or a hymn with more than four stanzas.Lutherans believe their…