Dr Wingnut

Month: March 2008

  • Just for a laugh

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    Joe passed away.  His will provided $30,000 for an elaborate funeral.  As the last guests departed the affair, his wife, Helen turned to her oldest friend.“Well, I’m sure Joe would be pleased,” she said.“I’m sure you’re right,” replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close, “How much did this really cost?”“All of it,”…

  • Morality

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    Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace.Oscar Wilde

  • Bitch. Bitch. Bitch.

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    An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight.His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.As soon as he walked through the door…

  • Growth

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    The purpose of learning is growth, and our minds, unlike our bodies, can continue growing as we continue to live.Mortimer Adler

  • Is it Christmas yet?

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    USA Today, Friday, 16 November, 2007This caught my eye when I was in Milwaukee for a job interview.  It seems like the holidays get more and more compressed.  We just passed valentines day, and already the stores are full of Saint Patrick’s Day crap; when will it ever end.

  • Man

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    Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man.  And man can be as big as he wants.  No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.John F. Kennedy

  • Don’t poke the bear…

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    Star-Tribune, Sunday, 14 October, 2007Finally an accurate picture of the Doctor in the morning.  Happy birthday Daniel!