Dr Wingnut

Day: April 11, 2008

  • Achievement

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    The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense.Thomas A Edison

  • Department of Highways

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    A Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer.  He told the farmer, “I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.”The old farmer said, “OK, but don’t go in that field.”The Highways employee said, “I have the authority of the government to go where I want. …