Dr Wingnut

Day: April 27, 2008

  • Eternal youth

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    The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.Alice Roosevelt Longworth

  • Sipping Vodka

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    A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.  After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass.  If I start to get nervous, I take…