Month: April 2008
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Problem
The greatest challenge to any thinker is stating the problem in a way that will allow a solution.Bertrand Russell
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The old same place
The reason lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn’t there the second time.Willie Tyler
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Old Harold
I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Harold the computer guy, to come over.Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?”He replied, “It was an ID ten…
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More taxes
Like mothers, taxes are often misunderstood, but seldom forgotten.Lord Bramwell, English judge
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Oh ouch… I broke a nail!
That’s lies OK, because her husband, “Didn’t have sex with that women,” either.via email from John Treworgy, Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:18:39 -0700