Dr Wingnut

Month: April 2008

  • Worry

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    That the birds of worry and carefly about your headThis you cannot changeBut that they build nests in your hairThis you can prevent.Chinese Proverb

  • I’m Your Disease!

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    I hate meetings.  I hate Higher Power.  I hate anyone who has a program.To all who come in contact with me, I wish you death and suffering.Allow me to introduce myself.  I’m the disease of alcoholism and drug addiction, cunning, baffling, and powerful.  That’s me.  I have killed millions, and I’m pleased.  I love to…

  • Wacky Monday

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    I don’t know what’s going on, but there must be something in the air.The Network Solutions landing page is down, Google chat isn’t operational, and an email that I’m trying to send to a valid address, just keeps bouncing back.There must be some glitch in the Matrix today that’s screwing with our heads; either that,…

  • Not you

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    There’s always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little — and it’s always somebody else.Cullen Hightower

  • Off the Record: How to keep servers moist

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    Servers and water do not a good pair make, but not all CFOs know that.  This one in particular downgraded the server room with good old standard sprinklers. Read on: Off the recordvia email from InfoWorld Daily

  • New clothes

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    I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a new wearer of clothes.Henry David Thoreau

  • Looking for Work

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    A Japanese doctor said, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”A German doctor said, “That’s nothing, we can take a lung out of one person , put it in another, and have…