Month: September 2008
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Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette
A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road. At the same time, a man is driving in the opposite direction on that same road.When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and Loudly shouts, “Horse!”Immediately the man shouts back, “Bitch!”The man laughs. He is proud…
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Simple is not easy
Sometimes the simple, stupid way is also the best way.via email from Paul Cantrell, Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:16:35 -0700 in a discussion about CSS rendering of the last element of a collection
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Ducks in Heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!”So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and…
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Availing yourself of a sponsor
An AA sponsor is not a professional caseworker or counselor of any sort. A sponsor is not someone to borrow money from, nor get clothes, jobs, or food from. A sponsor is not a medical expert, nor qualified to give religious, legal, domestic or psychiatric advice, although a good sponsor is usually willing to discuss…
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Show your support
There are less than three months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States.The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. To show our solidarity as Americans, let’s all get together and show each other our support for the…
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Twenty-five things …
Twenty-five things you’d love to say out-loud at work, or baseball fields, or family functions, or church meetingsI can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.How about never? Is never good for you?I see you’ve set aside this…