Day: October 21, 2008
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Pledge of Allegiance
Hooray for Dennis Miller! He said recently on his show, regarding the judges who declared the Pledge of Allegiance unconstitutional:So, Your Honor, the Pledge is unconstitutional because it says “Under God.” Guess that means when you were sworn in with your hand on a Bible, and at the end of your oath repeated, “So Help…
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To go along with the trading in for younger models
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”The…