Month: October 2008

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Quotations

Attention passengers

10/06/2008 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Attention passengers
Attention passengers.  Have your ticket out so you can be inspected and accepted, or rejected and ejected.  Also, there is no smoking or urinating inside, outside, between, under, above, or around the train.  Do not […]
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General

Quirky definitions

10/06/2008 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Quirky definitions
A BankA place where they lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.DentistA person who extracts both your teeth and your money.JuryIt consists of 12 people chosen to decide who has […]
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Commercial break

10/05/2008 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Commercial break
Today during Sunday Morning on CBS channel WCCO in Minneapolis/Saint Paul they played a “Political advertising break.”  It featured a toddler sitting in a high chair playing with a bowl of spaghetti noodles and giggling.  […]
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Quotations

Wonder how he knows…

10/05/2008 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Wonder how he knows…
The only difference between a beauty contestant and an inflatable doll is where you blow into them.Male Lawyer, Supreme Court, Jamaica Overheard in New York
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Humor

This will lift your spirits

10/05/2008 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on This will lift your spirits
WomenThey smile when they want to scream.They sing when they want to cry.They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous.They fight for what they believe in.They stand up for injustice.They don’t […]
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Humor

Grandma Beats Up Airport Security Guards

10/04/2008 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Grandma Beats Up Airport Security Guards
Charges were dropped yesterday against Ruth “Grammy” Gordon, an 83-year-old wheelchair-bound grandmother, who was originally charged with assault and battery, and assault with a deadly weapon, because an altercation she had last week with six […]