Year: 2008

  • Waxing!

    All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal — The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now…the wax.  Read on….My night began as any other normal weeknight.  Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids.  I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next…

  • Boring

    The secret of being boring is to say everything.Voltaire

  • Important Lesson

    A little boy comes down to breakfast.  Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.  “Not yet,” said the little boy.  His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.Well, he’s a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. …

  • Worth

    The true worth of a man is to be measured by the objects he pursues.Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius

  • Pastor’s Business Card

    A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.  At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.Therefore, he took out his business card and wrote, “Revelation 3:20” on the back of it and stuck it in the door.When the…

  • Yeah…

    Democrats are sexy…Who ever heard of a great piece of elephant.Bumper Sticker I saw while driving down Snelling avenue, Monday, May 5, 2008

  • Dream

    It may be those who do most, dream most.Stephen Leacock