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Rednecks

Apr 1, 2008

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Redneck HarleyRedneck Bass BoatRedneck GrillRedneck HorseshoesRedneck LawnmowerRedneck Weather StationRedneck Pet CarrierRedneck Gingerbread HouseRedneck Wedding ReceptionRedneck CatRedneck GuestroomsRedneck Powerball WinnerRedneck Powerball Winner on VacationRedneck Yachtvia email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 11 Mar 2008 11:04:18 -0700

And it’s still improving

Mar 31, 2008

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While all other sciences have advanced, that of government is at a standstill — little better understood, little better practiced now than three or four thousand years ago.John Adams

Why?

Mar 31, 2008

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An elephant asked a camel, “Why are your breasts on your back?”“Well,” says the camel, “I think that’s a strange question from somebody whose wiener is on his face.via email from Martha Clark, Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:00:20 -0700

On the oil crisis

Mar 30, 2008

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A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.Well, there’s a very simple answer.Nobody bothered to check the oil.We just didn’t know we were getting low.The reason for that is purely geographical.Our oil is located in Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and…

Apparently not a Comcast customer

Mar 29, 2008

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It is very important that my ISP supplies internet to my house like the water company supplies water to my house. It supplies connectivity with no strings attached. My ISP doesn’t control which websites I go to, it doesn’t monitor which websites I go to.Tim Berners-Lee

Missing Husband

Mar 29, 2008

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Ricky was in trouble — He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!”The next morning, Ricky got up early and left for…