Dr Wingnut

Year: 2008

  • Lutherans

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    The following list was compiled by a 20th century Lutheran who, observing other Lutherans, wrote down exactly what he saw or heard:Lutherans believe in prayer, but would practically die if asked to pray out loud.Lutherans like to sing, except when confronted with a new hymn or a hymn with more than four stanzas.Lutherans believe their…

  • Living

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    In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.Laurence J. Peter

  • T-Shirts

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    In case you can’t read the small print on the red shirt: “‘Sex is like snow — you never know how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last”via email from Bob Rosen, Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:54:05 -0800

  • Fools

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    No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.Charles P. Steinmetz

  • Try this one

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    This little animal is called the Naked Mole-Rat and is from Africa.So if you are having a bad day and feeling sorry for yourself… Remember:Going through life is hard enough, but to go through life looking like a dick with buck teeth must be horrible!via email from Duane McDowell, Fri, 22 Feb 2008 05:28:41 -0800

  • Politicians

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    Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.Henry Kissinger

  • Food for thought

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    There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class.  One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man, an exchange student, who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt.The professor asked the young man what was the…