Month: March 2009
Perspective
Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well-warmed, and well-fed.Herman Melville
I Love Mustard
(This is a true story.) If you have children you will probably relate to this father…As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce and plenty of […]
Liberty
Liberty without obedience is confusion, and obedience without liberty is slavery.William Penn
Satanic Barney Proof
Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAURProve: Barney is satanicThe Romans had no letter ‘U’, and used ‘V’ instead for printing, meaning the Roman representation would for Barney would be: CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRCVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVRExtracting […]
Today is Square Root Day
This holiday only comes three nine times a century. Read more about it.
Pirate
It’s better to be a pirate than to join the Navy.Steve Jobs