Day: March 2, 2011

  • Best “Birds and the Bees talk” ever

    Alright, listen closely, I’m not going to beat around the bush.  Ha ha ha, your little body’s changing—it’s all good, believe me.  Problem now is… every time we jerk the gherkin, we got a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right?  Right.  So… first order of business—no more socks.  They’re expensive, gumming up the…