Dr Wingnut

Day: March 7, 2011

  • Siamese twins

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    Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool…One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip.  I’m John, he’s Jim.  Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.”The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.  “Been on holiday…

  • Freedom

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    The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.Robert Jackson