Dr Wingnut

Month: December 2011

  • Leader

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    A leader is a person you will follow to a place you wouldn’t go by yourself.Joel A. Barker

  • A Donation Worth Making

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    A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, D.C.  Nothing was moving.  Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.  The driver rolls down the window and asks, “What’s going on?”“Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they’re asking for a $100 million dollar ransom.  Otherwise, they’re going to douse them all in…

  • Bad name choice

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    It seems strange to me that in a business that lives on acronyms, that anyone in their right mind would name a conference so that its acronym is “GITS.”  But apparently no one on the committee gave it a second thought… stupid gits.

  • Progress

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    Even if you fall on your face, you’re still moving forward.Victor Kiam

  • Conduct

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    So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.Will Rogers

  • Living

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    I’m not a prophet or a stone aged man, just a mortal with potential of a superman.  I’m living on.David Bowie

  • Generous

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    If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level.Rita Dove