Dr Wingnut

Year: 2011

  • Siamese twins

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    Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool…One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; we’re joined at the hip.  I’m John, he’s Jim.  Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please.”The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.  “Been on holiday…

  • Freedom

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    The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must put up with a good deal of rubbish.Robert Jackson

  • Attitude

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    Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new.Og Mandino

  • Attention

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    There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything.  Both ways save us from thinking.Alfred Korzybski

  • Are we done yet?

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    My coworker, Paul Ward, commented yesterday at lunch when we were discussing when the Title I allocations would be final:“The process will only be final when everyone loses interest in it.”It seems like nothing here is ever done… and sometimes people can get interested in a process years after everyone initially lost interest; even if…

  • Destiny

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    A man that doesn’t believe in destiny doesn’t need to know what his destiny is.Laura Moncur

  • Working with Animals

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    I really liked this Ellen Degeneres commercial for American Express when it aired, and wondered who did the music; never been able to figure it out, but it’s worth watching again and again.