Dr Wingnut

Month: March 2012

  • Wise man

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    A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.Bruce Lee

  • Gotta Pee

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    Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out.  Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought She would take off her…

  • Adversity

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    Adversity causes some men to break; others to break records.William Arthur Ward

  • Borrowing

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    Borrowing is not much better than begging; just as lending with interest is not much better than stealing.Doris Lessing

  • Vision

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    An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision.James Whistler

  • Decide to Forgive

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    The poem “Decide to Forgive,” was written by the late Robert Muller, former assistant secretary-general of the United Nations.Decide to Forgive Decide to forgiveFor resentment is negativeResentment is poisonousResentment diminishes and devours the self.Be the first to forgive,To smile and to take the first step And you will see happiness bloomOn the face of your…

  • Freedom

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    Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.Martin Luther King, Jr.