Dr Wingnut

Day: November 19, 2013

  • SWIFT

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    The new accounting system that the state hastily installed right after the shutdown in 2011, SWIFT is supposed to stand for StateWide Integrated Financial Tools.The joke at MDE when I was there was that, “SWIFT Wasn’t too SWIFT.”Today I heard a much better one from someone who preferred to remain anonymous, “Shit We’re In Fuckin’…

  • How to reset your password

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    “Sorry, your password has been in use for 30 days and has expired so you must register a new one.”roses“Sorry, too few characters.” pretty roses“Sorry, you must use at least one numerical character.” 1 pretty rose“Sorry, you cannot use blank spaces.” 1prettyrose“Sorry, you must use at least 10 different characters.” 1fuckingprettyrose“Sorry, you must use at…