Dr Wingnut

Day: March 31, 2014

  • This is your Captain speaking

    —

    by

    Dr Wingnut
    in

    Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.  Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto.  The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight.  So sit back, relax and… OH, MY GOD!  Silence followed.Some moments…