Day: January 28, 2000

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From the south…

01/28/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on From the south…
What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?A pimp.Why do drivers education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the […]
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Yo, yankees, listen-up

01/28/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Yo, yankees, listen-up
All us Southerners already know this. This is a fair warning to all Yankees (northerners who visit the South) or Damn Yankees (northerners who come south and stay).Don't order a steak at a Waffle House. […]
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Best Newspaper Headlines of 1999

01/28/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Best Newspaper Headlines of 1999
Include Your Children When Baking CookiesSomething Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts SayPolice Begin Campaign to Run Down JaywalkersDrunks Get Nine Months in Violin CaseIraqi Head Seeks ArmsLocal High School Dropouts Cut in HalfProstitutes Appeal […]
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The herd mentality

01/28/2000 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The herd mentality
The following is an actual excerpt from this month's Forbes Magazine:A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest […]