Dr Wingnut

Day: February 22, 2000

  • Getting the Most Out of Your Local FBI

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    The phone rang at FBI headquarters. "Hello?""Hello, is this the FBI?""Yes. What do you want?""I'm calling to report my neighbor Thibodeaux! He's hiding marijuana in his firewood.""This will be noted."Next day, the FBI goons came over to Thibodeaux's house. They searched the shed where the firewood was kept, broke every piece of wood, found no…

  • Time management

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    One day, an expert in time management was speaking to a group of business students and to drive home a point, used an illustration those students will never forget.As he stood in front of the group of high powered over achievers he said, "Okay, time for a quiz." He pulled out a one gallon, wide…