Dr Wingnut

Day: January 9, 2001

  • Fords

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    Three brothers invented the air conditioning unit for the car.  They went to Henry Ford to sell their invention, and he immediately knew the value that it had.  Only one problem: they insisted that their name appear on the air conditioner.  Because they were Jewish, Ford refused to do this, being a well known bigot. …

  • Corporate Sports

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    Read the following six statements and the amazing conclusion they lead to:The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. The sport of choice for the maintenance level employees is BOWLING. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL. The sport of choice for middle…

  • The Kennebunkport Hillbillies

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    Just in time for the Bush inauguration, also known as the "Comedians' Guaranteed Employment Act (CGEA)," (Sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies theme song)Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.He drank like a fish while he drove round all…