Month: July 2004

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Fuck in’ America

07/31/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Fuck in’ America
The F@#* word… There are only eleven times in history when the “F” word has been considered acceptable for use.  They are as follows:“What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?”Capt. E.J. Smith of […]
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Save the kittens

07/30/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Save the kittens
When I pointed out the following picture to a friend, he inquired, “I wonder where the mass graves are hidden?”Xak aka www.drwingnut.com
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George Bush

07/30/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on George Bush
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen.  He asks her what her leadership philosophy is.  She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people.He asks how she knows […]
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How’s you’re sex life?

07/30/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on How’s you’re sex life?
Two men were talking. So, how’s your sex life?”Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.” Social Security sex?”Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!” Loud SexA […]
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Politics

07/30/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is Politics?” Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The […]
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The 2-10 Rule

07/29/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The 2-10 Rule
As Steve Streitmatter, director of IT services at FedEx Services, recently explained it to me, the 2 and 10 refer to years.  Vendors would often have you believe that a certain technology is going to […]
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Advice

07/29/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Advice
Dear Abby:I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and great education.When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime — […]