Day: July 18, 2004
Where’s my Wife?
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”The woman looked puzzled. “Why […]
Mother Superior
Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, a block away from Jack’s liquor store. One day, in walked Sister Mary K. and said, “Oh, Jack, give me a pint o’ the brandy.”“Sister Mary Katherine,” exclaimed […]
Quote of the Century
I voted Republican this year. The Democrats left a bad taste in my mouth.Monica Lewinskyvia email from Bob Rosen, Fri, 18 Jun 2004 22:14:06 -0500
Possibly the very best chicken joke ever:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, […]
Trip to Hooters
A nun, really needing to go to the bathroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and dancing, but every once in a while, the lights would turn off. Each time […]
The Dilemma
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, STORMY night, when you pass a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:An old lady who looks as if […]