Day: September 9, 2004

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route.  As he approaches one of the homes he notices that both cars are in the driveway.  His wonder is cut short by […]

Sometimes…when you cry…no one sees your tears.Sometimes…when you are in pain…no one sees your hurt.Sometimes…when you are worried…no one sees your stress.Sometimes…when you are happy…no one sees your smile.But FART! just ONE time… And everybody […]

Fifteen things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parent is taking their own sweet time:Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in people’s carts while they aren’t looking.Set all the alarm clocks in […]

10. “My brakes are shot, so when you get to your block just jump out”9. “Why so shy, cowboy? Plenty of room up here”8. “There’s something wrong with the exhaust, so try not to breathe”7. […]

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.  Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I […]