Day: September 27, 2004

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Quotations

Immortality

09/27/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Immortality
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.Susan Ertz
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Humor

Globalization

09/27/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on Globalization
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?Answer: Princess Diana’s death.Question: How come?Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by […]
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Practicality

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Boudreaux’s twenty-one-year-old daughter tells her parents she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, they go to the drugstore and to buy a pregnancy kit.  The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.Shouting, […]
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The Force?

09/27/2004 Dr Wingnut Comments Off on The Force?
The Force is what gives a Jedi his power.  It’s an energy field created by all living things.  I surrounds us, and penetrates us; it binds the galaxy together.Obi-Wan Kenobi